Awkward Jokes...

Submitted by Ilshim on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 19:36
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What is brown and sticky...?

A stick.

Submitted by zenno on Wed, 11/07/2012 - 22:50

Oh dear... :P

Submitted by Ilshim on Thu, 12/07/2012 - 00:04

So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up, and he said "You've been promoted." Which made me swerve. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again." And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said "You're managing director." And I went into a tree.
A policeman came up and said "What happened to you?"

I said "I careered off the road."

Submitted by Ilshim on Thu, 12/07/2012 - 00:39

Three Jews walk into a bar and ended up wasted.

"I lied... It was a gas chamber" Hitler

Submitted by Ilshim on Thu, 12/07/2012 - 00:39

Oh shit bro! You didn't...

Submitted by Ilshim on Mon, 06/08/2012 - 14:36

Doctor, you've got to help me. Every night I get the urge to go downstairs and stick my dick into the biscuit tin. Do you know what's wrong with me?

Yes... You're f***ing crackers.

Submitted by zenno on Tue, 07/08/2012 - 11:15

I thought everything I told my doctor was confidential. :(

Submitted by Ilshim on Tue, 07/08/2012 - 14:19

Ya know what, paedophiles are fucking immature pussies...

Submitted by zenno on Tue, 07/08/2012 - 14:24

Speaking of which, I'm listening to Froob's Michael Jackson playlist at the moment. :P

Submitted by Ilshim on Tue, 07/08/2012 - 14:40

No, just no.

Submitted by zenno on Tue, 28/08/2012 - 12:52

Shamone! :(

Submitted by Phzyx on Tue, 04/12/2012 - 22:38

What's invisible and smells like a carrot?

An invisible carrot.

troll.wav

Submitted by zenno on Wed, 05/12/2012 - 09:49

You're such a tard. :P

Submitted by GhostSazo on Tue, 03/09/2013 - 01:16

You want to hear me saying joke? Okay there goes - Joke!

I will just let myself out.

Submitted by zenno on Wed, 18/09/2013 - 16:57

I don't even...